Home Humor Humor – Receptionist to Patient Humor Humor – Receptionist to Patient By Medical News Bulletin - September 21, 2015 Receptionist: The doctor’s earliest availability is in two weeks. Patient: But I may die before then! Receptionist: That’s ok; just let your wife know that she needs to call us and cancel your appointment. Facebook Comments RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Joke Of The Day – February 28 Joke Of The Day – February 26 Joke Of The Day – February 24 Connect With Us * Indicates Required Your Name Email Address* Be the first to know about the latest medical and health research. Subscribe to our weekly newsletter.