Thursday, March 28, 2024

Joke Of The Day – April 1

Patient to the doctor:
– You know, I always wake up 2-3 hours later than necessary, and all the time I’m late for work. Could you prescribe something for me so that I wake up early?
The doctor wrote the prescription. After taking the medicine, the person falls asleep. When he woke up, the time on the clock was still far from 7am. He calmly got up, washed, dressed and was the first in his office to get to work. When he met the boss, he bragged: “The doctor prescribed a wonderful medicine for me!” I slept like a dead man and woke up very early.
– Congratulations. But where were you yesterday all day?

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